Archive for the ‘Advice’ Category

Life Instructions…
March 23, 2008



How to care for your clothing…
January 29, 2008

via neatorama…

I despise doing laundry, so this care label for clothing is right up my alley. Read it carefully…funny stuff.

All I want for Christmas…
December 10, 2007

Its the most wonderful time of the year!!  People are always perplexed about what to get an [appropriately] complex guy like me, so I have come up with this dreamy list of love items…..hint hint, wink wink…  

A Nice Filson luggage set, or at least the Pullman bag
I’m lovin the tan and black combo for this oh-so-in-the-know luggage.

Filson luggage

Hackett Rugby Shirt & Aston Martin racing zip-up sweater

Hackett shirtHackett zip

GOLA Classics: I need a new shoe collection,

Anything from John Varvatos 
…like this vest (M), or a nice shirt (M) or jeans/pants (32×33 ideal) or major dept. storesJohn VarvatosChocosho Indian Chief T-Shirt Look at the distressed, variegated fabric…hot. Pendant Lamp by Tord BoontjeLooks expensive, but its not! ;-p

More gift items…


The [Lost] Art of Kissing
November 14, 2007


I’m not one to brag much or anything, but I have been told quite frequently that I’m a good kisser. Now this leads me to believe that the art of kissing is a dying one, or at least that people are lazy, sloppy and inattentive. So, here are some practical pointers from me (the critics agree)…

Always have moisturized lips.
Nothing says “OK, that’s enough” quite like Frosted Flake lips.

Maintain eye contact.
Like a predator staring down his prey just before the kill, staring into the eyes heightens the anticipation and can add to the intensity of the kiss.  Closing your eyes during the kiss is fine, in fact they say it means you trust the person or something like that.  Just makes sure your eyes are wide open before you commence tongue hockey… you don’t wanna miss the target and suck on a nostril.

Take it easy!
Despite how turned-on you may be, you definitely don’t want to induce bleeding or a concussion by ramming your head into the receiving party. Dental work is expensive…Go slow and sure, with all the confidence and intent in the world.

Come up for air.
You can maintain an endless lip-tango if you just breeeeathe. Forget about shoving your tongue down someones throat until you’re blue in the face. A series of short, sweet kisses works nicely too– dotted with short quick breaths. Also, try inhaling just before the moment your lips touch. This vacuum just before the kiss will help to neutralize any food/smoke/whatever odors that may be coming from your boca. Try to time your inhaling during the kiss when there is “airspace” between you. Exhale through your nose, inhale through your mouth during a kiss! Just make it suttle…your mouth shouldn’t sound like a Hoover.

Now, combine these pointers and let me know how it works out for ya 😉